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این صفحه را در گوگل محبوب کنید

 


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ایمیل:

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کلمه عبور:
 
  
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بازیابی کلمه عبور
 


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در اين قسمت مي توانيد همه ي لطيفه هاي كاربران را ببنيد.


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ضوابط جستجو

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بخش:

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بر حسب:

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اولين صفحه
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صفحه بعدی »
Category: ساير

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ارسال شده: شنبه ۹ دي ۱۳۹۱

دوتا جوجه عاشق هم میشن وقتی بزرگ میشن میبینند هردوشون خروس اند

نتیجه اخلاقی: تا وقتی جوجه ای عاشق نشو



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رتبه:
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راي )
Category: ساير

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ارسال شده: جمعه ۸ دي ۱۳۹۱

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راي )

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ارسال شده: پنجشنبه ۷ دي ۱۳۹۱

یه روز یه ترکه با یه مرد انگلیسی روبه رو میشه.

انگلیسیه میگه: وات هستم. جیمز وا ت.

ترکه هم میگه:  باس هستم عاباس.



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رتبه:
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Category: ساير

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ارسال شده: دوشنبه ۱۶ مرداد ۱۳۹۱

heyf non kharesh mariz mishe mibaratesh dampeze6ki b dr mige nmi6 darohasho too daftarche khodam bnvisi



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Category: ساير

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Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
ارسال شده: دوشنبه ۱۶ مرداد ۱۳۹۱

bgard donbal 1 dl bozorg ta baraye vorod b an majbor nabashi khodat ra kochak koni



Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 203

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
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Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 208

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
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Category: ساير

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 155

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
ارسال شده: سه شنبه ۲ خرداد ۱۳۹۱

khodaya ma ra b khatere sib az befesht biroon kardi va b bekhatere ab angor b jahanam miandazi u ba mivehat moshkel dari ya ba ma?



Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 203

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
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Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 208

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
راي )

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 155

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
ارسال شده: دوشنبه ۲۵ ارديبهشت ۱۳۹۱

 

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1.اره یعنی نه

2.نه یعنی اره

3.مابایدباهم حرف بزنیم یعنی بشین فقط گوش کن

هرکاری دوس داری بکن یعنی بکن ولی بعددهنت سرویسه.4

5.چقدرمنو دوس داری؟ یعنی یه گندی زدم میخوام بگم

6.دودقیقه دیگه حاضرم یعنی دوساعت علافی



Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 203

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
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Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 208

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
راي )

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 155

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
ارسال شده: سه شنبه ۵ ارديبهشت ۱۳۹۱

یارو میره مشهد جلوی حرم امام رضا میگه یا امام علی قربون لبان تشنه ات قربون دو دست بریده ات پس کی ظهور میکنی خسته شدم از بس اومدم قم

 



Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 203

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
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Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 208

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
راي )

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 155

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
ارسال شده: سه شنبه ۲۷ دي ۱۳۹۰

به ترکه می گن 3 تا مار نام ببر؟ می گه: مار کبری . مار زنگی. مارمولک



Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 203

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
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Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 208

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
راي )

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 155

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
ارسال شده: دوشنبه ۲۶ دي ۱۳۹۰


 

مادر: داری چیکار میکنی پسرم ؟
پسر بچه 5 ساله: دارم واسه دوست دخترم نامه مینویسم!
مادر: ولی تو که هنوز خوندن و نوشتن بلد نیستی!
پسر بچه 5 ساله: اونم بلد نیست بخونه ،
اصلا تو چه میفهمی عشق یعنی چی !؟

 



Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 203

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
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Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0C^0C5^0C5494F4%%browse_jokes.tpl.php on line 208

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 614
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Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_preload_multi() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0E^0E4^0E407559%%footer.tpl.php on line 6

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 529

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::load() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%0E^0E4^0E407559%%footer.tpl.php on line 7

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 686

 


Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::load() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%8B^8BE^8BE8FE1B%%footer_popinads.tpl.php on line 4

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 686

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::load() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%5C^5CC^5CCB3337%%footer_he_seo_tool.tpl.php on line 4

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 686

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::load() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/smarty/templates_c/%%08^08B^08BD9DA6%%footer_rcseo.tpl.php on line 4

Strict Standards: Non-static method SELanguage::_init() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rasadkha/public_html/include/language/language.php on line 686